Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
01/03/2018 at 12:18 • Filed to: None

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It’s really hard to try to review your own car without gushing about it for 50 paragraphs.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 12:26

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2008 Lexus IS 250 AWD review:

Comfy, if a bit cramped. great cruiser, makes a decent noise, but its slow and sucks gas for its speed. Solidly built, elgant machine that will last for donkey years if you take car of it.

also, AWD has a weird bump in the drivers foot well for the transfer case.
Trunk is bigger then you might expect. rear seats are pretty comfy, if leg room is a touch lacking when you have a tall dude in the front.

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Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 12:37

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2008 Mini Cooper s. Fun, when it runs


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 12:47

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Until it does this to you.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 12:53

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Abarth. Ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 12:53

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2016 Skoda Superb Mk3 SE L Exec, 1.4TSi ACT, 148bhp, average UK mpg in the city and on the motorway.

Mile eater and luggage swallower.

Not super sporty, more a daily driver.

A little on the large side for a practical city car but for comfort, ride quality, etc... it’s a great family car that makes the driver feel like they haven’t sold out for the sake of family practicality.

Rear legroom is vast, downside is rear passengers struggle to hear unless you raise your voice.

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BOOM, also, done.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:01

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2004 MINI Cooper: It’s a puppy with wheels.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:13

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2009 Acura TSX 6-speed. It’s a little bit of everything. Does what you ask it to. Very comfortable and handles competently.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:20

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its true

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/opposite-lock-review-1997-land-cruiser-40th-anniversa-1530967386/1531886240


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:23

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Only if you tie your sense of self-worth to your ability to part with money in exchange for thousands of other people’s hard work, R&D, engineering, and construction.

Basically it’s like sports fandom, but more expensive :D

We all do it.


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:25

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When anybody trys talking to me about my car it tends to lead into overexpaining everything because I know the car too well. Ive since given up and try to give very basic responses. “What motors in that thing?” “Stock v8".

“Why’s there no interior, your cars a pos” “Yes, and I pulled out the interior because it was badly damaged.”

I could go into too much detail on both subjects but eyes would glaze over after the first couple sentances


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
01/03/2018 at 13:43

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More like a dog. I drove one once and hated it.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > sony1492
01/03/2018 at 13:44

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Once you’ve had a car for a number of years it becomes akin to talking about a pet.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:54

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To each their own.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
01/03/2018 at 13:59

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2004 Toyota Solara: Its a Toyota Camry V6 without the practicality of 4 doors, It has slightly better handling than said 4 door, and looks better, but only from the front.